oh. my. fucking. god.
i know no one reads this damn thing, and those who do don;t watch GG but, for the sake of saying it, SPOILER ALERT lol
ok, so last week, there was that 3some between dan, vanessa, and olivia (hilary duff who has grown into an extremely sexy young woman haha). the reason for said 3some is: olivia is an actress and her parents and agent are making her leave NYU to act in a film. dan and vanessa, her boyfriend and roommate respectively (they have also been best friends since they were very little) decide that oliva cannot leave without experiencing certain rites of passage that kids go through at college, like playing beer pong. they make a list, and on the list is also "threesome." ignoring the warnings that the 3rd person at a 3some is ALWAYS supposed to be a stranger, dan and olivia have their 3some with vanessa. a really cool version of "whatever you like" by TI plays in the backround. it's a cover by some girl.
now... this is this week:
things unravel. quickly. dan remembers the 3some as this amazing time when two girls made out in front of him and he got to have sex with two gorgeous chicks at the same time. but olivia and vanessa? they remember things a little differently. apparently when olivia "got up to take [her] shirt off," dan looked and and kissed vanessa as "he had never kissed/looked at [olivia]". this revelation comes after olivia abandons dan, vanessa, and blair on stage during a cabaret musical starring olivia as snow white and lady gaga's music as the songs. vanessa must now take over the role of snow and dan has to kiss her. olivia does this to prove that he really does love vanessa.
dan kisses vanessa and he remembers kissing her the other night and realizes he loves her. well guess what? vanessa doesnt feel the same, and olivia leaves to star in her next movie. she says she'll be back in the fall. will hilary duff return? i fucking hope so. she is getting to be a great actress, i think she's cute, and she made a great addition to the cast.
serena also has a little drama of her own. she ends up hooking up with a married senator, nate's cousin. the senator is only 28, but he's MARRIED and she works for him. nate is about to confess that he still loves serena and she runs off with tripp, the senator. bad girl, serena.
jenny humphrey befriends a drug dealer. why am i not surprised?
but the BEST FUCKING PART OF ALL is when LADY GAGA PERFORMS "BAD ROMANCE" AT THE CABARET SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE GAGA. WE ALL KNOW THIS. IM GOING TO KEEP WRITING IN CAPS TO SHOW HOW MUCH I FUCKING AM GAGA FOR GAGA
the end :)
xoxo
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