bad romance parody

i love lady gaga, we all know that. and it's totally ok with me that she never wears pants. but this is draft one of my parody of bad romance. my favorite part is in red font.

Ohhhhh,

Where the fuck are my pants?

Ohhhhhh,

Do you think I left them in france?

Rah rah ah ah ah

Roma ro ma ma

Gaga ohh la la

Want your bad romance

Rah rah ah ah ah

Roma ro ma ma

Gaga ohh la la

Want your bad romance

I want your ugly,

I want your disease

I want your levis,

Do you think they fit me?

I need some pants

Pants pants pants

I need some pants

I want your drama

The touch of your hand

I want some leather, studded jeans in my hands

I want some pants

Pants pants pants

I need some pants

You know that I want you

And you know that I need you

But right now all I need is pants

I want your love and

I want your revenge

You know that I hate wearing pants

But I want to go now

And sight see in France

So baby, I need my pants

Ohhhhh,

Where the fuck are my pants?

Ohhhhhh,

I need to wear them around France

Rah rah ah ah ah

Roma ro ma ma

Gaga ohh la la

Want your bad romance

I see their horror

I feel kinda bad

They’re getting tired of me

Not wearing pants

I need some pants

Pants pants pants

I need some pants

You know that I want you

And you know that I need you

[cuz I’m a freak bitch, baby!]

But right now all I need is pants

I want your love and

I want your revenge

You know that I hate wearing pants

But I want to go now

And sight see in France

So baby, I need my pants

Ohhhhh,

Where the fuck are my pants?

Ohhhhhh,

I need to wear them around France

Walk walk fashion baby

Work it move that bitch crazy

X3

Walk walk passion baby

Work it, I’m a freak bitch

I want your love

And I want your revenge

I want your love

And now I’ll tell you in French!

Je veux ton amour

Et je veux ton vengeance

Je veux ton amour

I don’t wanna be friends!

I just sang it in French

I don’t want to be friends!

Just give me my pants!

I want your love and

I want your revenge

You know that I hate wearing pants

But I want to go now

And sight see in France

So baby, I need my pants

Ohhhhh,

Where the fuck are my pants?

Ohhhhhh,

I need to wear them around France

Ohhhhh,

Where the fuck are my pants?

Ohhhhhh,

I need to wear them around France

Rah rah ah ah ah

Roma ro ma ma

Gaga ohh la la

Want your bad romance