blue and yellow purple pills

I’ve invented a pill that gives you time

To go to school and work full time

To see your friends, to read and to write

And get a full 8 hour sleep at night

I’ve invented a pill, it keeps you awake

To make it through all of the give and take

No side effects, no dizzy spells

No headaches, no going through hell

I’ve invented a pill, it’s all you’d ever need

You’ll have time to clean and dance and breed

Make some art, plant a creative seed

It really is the only thing you’d need

We’ve got so much to do

And so little time

So take this pill

And you’ll be feeling all right